Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines
The anomalous channel Funny Shirts EDU–4 claims to “teach the viewer their forgotten past lives.” Those who even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar miklagaard.no worlds.
Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:
“Please put me back where I belong.”
Neuropsychology teams Gag Gifts have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, Funny Shirts leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.
The station has been declared existentially dangerous.
