Subjects comedy Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines
The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to “teach the viewer their forgotten past lives.” Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.
Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:
“Please put me back where I belong.”
Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the to distinguish their real patreon.com/UneditedMeat life from implanted patreon.com/UneditedMeat ones.
The station has been declared existentially dangerous.
